By Mandee Driggers
DO: Use cranberry sauce as a fun lubricant or DIY Fleshlight.
DO NOT: Use on vaginas. If using homemade, look into what organic options exist in your budget. If using canned, take care to avoid serrated edges.
If cranberry’s aren’t your thing, use that leftover cornstarch for DIY fleshlight instead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQDSZfzPztM (caution, sexual content ahead)
DO: Be creative. Create art out of leftovers, trace a hand turkey, collage what you are thankful for.
DO NOT: waste food. Invite a friend over to consensually eat it with or off of you.
DO: Put on your Sunday Best for classy and dapper roleplaying.
DO NOT: Dress up as a pilgrim or American Indian. Cultural appropriation is never sexy.
DO: Use canned whipped topping for sexy food fun.
DO NOT: Inhale contents or disperse into orifices.
DO: Give thanks in the bedroom.
DO NOT: Forget to ask for consent!
DO: Check out Black Friday sales on fun toys!
DO NOT: Purchase toys that are toxic!
Family Tree Clinic is now neighbor to Cupcake, a cafe and deli that specializes in cupcakes, of course! Stop by Family Tree for a pap, then treat yourself to a delicious pastry. The company’s new shop is located at 181 Snelling Ave, just around the corner from the clinic.
Teal, black and gray, plus takeout.